Women are from Venus, Men are from Uranus, A Small Cast Comedy Play Perusal



A Comedic Play.  Creation occurring in a laboratory petri dish allows us to visit the lives of Man and Woman and their family as they grumble and grow under the inquisitive and mischievous natures of their lab techs.



We always hear about “Rudolph THIS!” or “Rudolph THAT!” Just because Rudolph saved the day ONCE… Everybody tends to forget about the eight ORIGINAL reindeer.

Well? They’re not putting up with it anymore and DANCER is championing the cause. However, he may have taken things a bit too far. His mischief gets out of hand, and he manages to back himself into a corner.

Now, this wouldn’t be so bad except for the fact that he takes everybody down with him. Especially Ralph, the Elf Manager. Because of all the chaos, Ralph accidentally clobbers Santa on the head. Santa winds out with amnesia and has no interest at all in climbing into a sleigh and delivering toys on Christmas Eve. Ralph, of course, thinks his career will be over as soon as Santa regains his memory and realizes what he’s done.

In the middle of it all, Santa starts calling Mrs. Claus, “Fee Fee,” and all SHE wants to do is go on a long overdue vacation.

And all of this is being absorbed with total confusion by the two new little elves working in Santa’s Workshop.

Will Christmas happen this year? Of course, it does! There’s ALWAYS a happy ending! And the Music is delightful.

Cast of Characters

    1. DANCER – The Reindeer
    2. RALPH – The Elf Manager. He’s a real curmudgeon. Always grumpy. Never Smiles.
    3. SANTA
    4. MRS. CLAUS – A sweet soul with a “Gracie Allen” type logic.
    5. LENNY – (LENORIOS) – Little girl Elf.
    6. STEVE – (STEVIONAL) – Little boy Elf.

Script Sample

Producer/Director Notes

TIME: The Beginning

SET: On one side of the stage there is a raised platform (At least four feet high) with a railing for the “Lab Techs” to look over as they “Observe” MAN and WOMAN.

There is a sign in the back that reads:

Genome Observation Department

The first letter of each word is emboldened so that we can make out the word “GOD”. The sign is hinged on one side and when opened has a “Safe” behind it.

There is a table with lab equipment on it. This is where the Lab Technicians operate from. There is also a small table near the railing with a red phone on it.

The balance of the stage is left blank and empty. This is the “Petri Dish” where MAN and WOMAN exit. This part of the set changes with props.

Your Materials Package Includes:

    • 16 Scripts
    • 1 Piano/Vocal Score Book
    • 1 Press Play CD


Thank you to the Gypsy Stage Company for performing our work, Women are from Venus, Men are from Uranus, at the 2016 Liverpool International Theatre Festival, and representing us and our country so very well.

Thank you even more, for bringing home the FIRST PLACE AWARD!!!!

To learn more about this event, and the award, please visit the playwright’s website blog post by clicking here.

There are a few photos here under the “Photos” tab, but there are more with the playwright’s blog post linked above.

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